In the coming weeks, One More Dying Quail will be profiling the
182 current members of the Bizarro Hall of Fame, an organization that
currently exists only in my mind. It was created in the wake of Major
League Baseball’s infamous Steroid Era as a way of honoring those
players whose careers were perfectly mediocre: the only requirement is
that a candidate be listed on the official Baseball Hall of Fame ballot
and receive zero votes.
Class of 1993
Rick Burleson
– A four-time All-Star with the Red Sox and Angels, Burleson played on
the losing side in two of the most memorable series in recent postseason
history: he was the starting shortstop for the Red Sox in the classic
1975 World Series and an extra infielder/designated hitter for the
Angels team that folded in staggering fashion in the 1986 ALCS.
Cecil Cooper
– Another member of the 1975 Boston Red Sox team that came within a
game of winning the World Series, Cooper blossomed after being traded to
Milwaukee in the winter of 1976. He earned five All-Star nods, three
Silver Sluggers, two Gold Gloves and the 1983 Roberto Clemente Award
in eleven seasons with the Brewers. Those were his only two major
league teams, but he easily could have been a Cardinal: St. Louis took
him from Boston in the 1970 Rule V draft, but returned him before the
start of the 1971 season.
Gary Matthews
– Most young fans know him in passing as Gary Jr.’s dad, but “Sarge”
was a successful major leaguer in his own right, racking up over 200
homeruns and 2,000 hits in a sixteen-year major league career. The
National League Rookie of the Year for San Francisco in 1973, he won the
NLCS Most Valuable Player award ten years later with a .429 average and
three homeruns in Philadelphia’s four game sweep of Los Angeles.
Hal McRae
– McRae played the last fifteen of his nineteen-year career in Kansas
City, then managed the team for another four years in the early 1990s.
He played in three All-Star games and thirteen postseason series,
finally winning a World Series with the Royals in 1985, but he will be
forever known in the baseball world for this classic 1993 rant:
Darrell Porter
– The fourth overall pick in the 1970 amateur draft, Porter won the
NLCS and World Series MVP awards in 1982, one of only four players to
take home both in the same postseason. The Cardinals win in the Fall
Classic that year earned Porter his only championship ring in three
tries.
(Coming soon: the Bizarro Hall of Fame Class of 1992.)
(All Hall of Fame voting results were obtained from the official web site of the National Baseball Hall of Fame. Statistical information included in postings for the Bizarro Hall of Fame was, unless otherwise noted, originally compiled by Baseball-Reference.com.)
Thursday, February 26, 2015
The Bizarro Hall of Fame: Introducing the Class of 1993
Posted by One More Dying Quail at 2:38 AM
Labels: Cecil Cooper, Class of 1993, Darrell Porter, Gary Matthews, Hal McRae, Rick Burleson
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