In the coming weeks, One More Dying Quail will be profiling the 182
current members of the Bizarro Hall of Fame, an organization that
currently exists only in my mind. It was created in the wake of Major
League Baseball’s infamous Steroid Era as a way of honoring those
players whose careers were perfectly mediocre: the only requirement is
that a candidate be listed on the official Baseball Hall of Fame ballot
and receive zero votes.
Class of 2005
Mark Langston
– Voters in 2005 obviously forgot the pitcher that Langston was early
in his career, when he struck out 200+ batters in five out of his first
six seasons for the Seattle Mariners before being traded to Montreal for
Randy Johnson. He also won 179 games in sixteen major league seasons
(including seven seasons with fifteen or more wins), was an All-Star
four times and took home seven Gold Gloves.
Otis Nixon
– the player my mother still affectionately refers to as “The Druggie”
probably deserves his Bizarro fate after the way he ended the 1992 World
Series: with the tying run on third in the bottom of the eleventh
inning of Game Six,
he threw up the baseball equivalent of a white flag, rolling a casual
little bunt that pitcher Mike Timlin fielded easily for the final out.
Sure, Nixon was one of the fastest humans alive, and it might have
seemed like a good idea at the time, but it wasn’t.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
The Bizarro Hall of Fame: Introducing the Class of 2005
Posted by One More Dying Quail at 11:36 PM
Labels: Class of 2005, Mark Langston, Otis Nixon
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